If Barack Obama Was a Cow [audience cam]

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25 comments to “If Barack Obama Was a Cow [audience cam]”

  1. Comment by leonvinhle:

    YOU “RE AWESOME! NEW PRESIDENT OF USA

  2. Comment by seebaseforsellbydate:

    Nice cardigan, Josh.

  3. Comment by sozmuso:

    omg you’re hilarious!

  4. Comment by bambaman789:

    PART 2! PART 2! PART2!

  5. Comment by ChelseaAnonymous:

    Oh, come on, Josh, why did you cut it off there?!?
    Can’t you post this entire speech on Youtube? Pleeeease? :D

  6. Comment by kelseyevelyn1:

    Josh, you’re amazing….

  7. Comment by philipmaschak:

    I was there to see this, haha and he is hilarious!! GO PA FLA!!!!!! :D

  8. Comment by foliagegirl1010:

    The odds are so not ever in his favor.

  9. Comment by susieq242:

    Awesome, you mentioned the hunger games.

  10. Comment by HSNAc69:

    i was there!!!

  11. Comment by ShannonBreatheFire:

    I was there!! ahah it was hilarious

  12. Comment by NCISfreak123:

    WHAT IS FACT 2???

  13. Comment by amurderofcrowz:

    omg the hunger games joke hahahaha!

  14. Comment by smoshinboshin:

    Have you ever thought about speaking to a middle school? Because we have a lot of kids going through a rough time and I believe you could help them. The some kids even hurt themselves because everyone said this or that and I think you could a lot of them. :)

  15. Comment by craZgirl1091:

    i think it’s how much faster he can run on his crutches than a two-legged person

  16. Comment by livesurflaughlove:

    Josh you are so awesome hahah post the whole video!

  17. Comment by swimgab458:

    Haha, love the Hunger Games reference, Josh!

  18. Comment by somethingupmynose:

    Every time I hear this story, I cringe. Josh, ALL BOVINES CAN GROW HORNS, regardless of gender. In fact, bulls are much more likely to be de-horned (horns removed) than cows. A better way to insinuate that it was male is to say “I then thought to myself ‘Why does this cow have a ring through its nose?’” because more often than not, bulls will get a nose ring (to help control them). Still love this story though!

    Source- I live on a dairy farm.

  19. Comment by Bobba6309:

    Being there was great. He Is so full of Charisma. This Video does not do the rest of the speaking justice. He is amazingly funny!

  20. Comment by mariahleelong:

    1:17 looks like he has a bunny tail. :3

  21. Comment by theumbrellaofdoom:

    i remember that storyy haha, but now its modernized “oh sht its like the hunger games..” lol love you josh !

  22. Comment by HanCourtney:

    YES TO THE HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE!!!!

  23. Comment by HanCourtney:

    wait a minutee….. wheres the punchlineeee?!?!

    i mean… i’ve heard the story before… but i was enjoying that!!

  24. Comment by idenizzz:

    we were simease twins but they sperated us and us and you can probably tell how that went…(my leg)

  25. Comment by GeekProdigyGuy:

    The problem with this is that… few people who live on dairy farms are on YouTube… And nobody would’ve understood the nose ring…

    ._.

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